Schmebony 

People who make up words and validate themselves by looking up said words on Urban Dictionary. They also are addicted to grain waves and are usually wrong about everything.

"She is such a Schmebony, she always makes shit up and is usually wrong about stuff"

Schmebony by Someone who is usually correct May 14, 2012

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

schmegonnaise 

Its the mayonnaise that's gone bad on the top rim of the container and usually found in the thread of the mayonnaise lid.

Can you please clean the schmegonnaise off the mayonnaise lid before you put it away.

schmegonnaise by too weeks August 24, 2017

Schmelon 

schmelon is a fantastic word used to describe someone who is simply being an idiot

Boy1: how did you loose that girl bro
Boy2: I don’t even know dude
Boy1: your such a schmelon

Schmelon by I’m black but white April 25, 2020