smebs

noun.

Acronym for "suck my ebony boner". Can also use the alternate spelling, schmebs. The origin of the word can be traced back to the midwest, or more specifically, Port Huron, MI.

So I says to the bitch, "schmebs or what?"

Damn, that ho is a delicious schmebulator!

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005

SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

by Red Eye September 20, 2003

SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

smebbin

drivin drunk, or buzzed

e-40 been sayin it,
ya better watch me, im comin smebbin,95,96,97

by odiouscapone December 6, 2003

smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.

Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.

by mark from houston December 9, 2008

sebsa

The master simp, they don't call him the Hoorndrager for nothing.

Wow this guy is with his girl again? He really is a sebsa isn't he.

by Hoorndrager Hajo June 20, 2021