Schmebb

used as a noun or verb (also "Schmebber" or "Schmebbing")
An 18-30 year old male or female who is doing absolutely nothing with their life. Their hobbies include sitting around their rich parents house, getting high out back, worrying about getting grounded, and going to high school parties. In the off-chance that they have a job it is for no more than 15 hours a week and they call in sick a lot. They like the band Korn because they feel unique and misunderstood. They also have the hygenic skills of a retarded chimpanzee.

verb: "Dude, we graduated 5 years ago and Mikes dating some 16 year old chick and just schmebbing it up at high school parties every weekend, its fucking sad."

noun: "Man, you cant light up a cigarette within 2 blocks of the bus depot without some Schmebb asking to bum one"

Schmebb by Zeno B November 4, 2006

Schmebar 

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP 

MOUNTAIN DEW

A COLD, REFRESHING, TASTY SODA BEVERAGE!

"BABY, WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME A DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP?"

DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP by POTATOENUTS October 29, 2012

schmelby 

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

schmelby by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003

schwebbed 

Exposed for being phony.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

schwebbed by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015

schmobbel 

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.

oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)

schmobbel by big herbs July 25, 2020

schmobbin 

Driving around with no purpose other than smoking marijuana.

We picked up some dank and went schmobbin around until we were moblazed.

schmobbin by Derek Hippo May 4, 2008