Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

Schmeat

A massive fucking schlong.

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”

by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

schmasturbator

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 1, 2009