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A giga-penis
Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough
Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

packing schmeat 

Having a massive dick
That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat
packing schmeat by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019
“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
Schmeat by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

schmasturbator 

1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.
That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.