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schmebbles 

n. The motion or distortion of physical phenomenae including walls, objects, and people as a result of taking hallucenogenic substances.

v. to be distorted as a result of the consumption of hallucenogens by the seer.
n. holy crap guys look at all the schmebbles on this tree.

v. wow that tree is totally schmebbling.
schmebbles by NRob May 15, 2006
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Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

Schnibbles

Little scraps of paper that are on the table and floor after cutting paper with scissors
When you are finished cutting the paper to make snowflakes, pick up your schnibbles
Schnibbles by Clearlake Liz May 13, 2005

schneebles 

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.
schneebles by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020
A name, typically a mock insult, usually to describe someone younger and rather naive. "Screbbles" is a group, while obnoxious girls are known as "G-Screbs" (singular).
Sup, G-Screbs? God, you're annoying me today. Go hang out with your other Screbbles.
Screbbles by G-ScrebsFTW March 14, 2010

schnibbles

a term that comes out of the Upper Midwest of the US commonly used to refer to little bits of paper. Not actually based on anything German, but German-sounding due to the Lutheran culture of the area (hence the spelling.)

1)the rough edges of notebook paper after it's been ripped out of said notebook
2)the holes that get punched out of hole-punched paper
3)the remains of a piece of paper after it has been torn to little bits
4)little bits of garbage in general
Don't even think about leaving those schnibbles all over the floor, pick them up and throw them away!

schnibbles

Those little bits of paper, typically from ripping out paper from spiral notebooks or making snowflakes. If you use this word in the northwest, no one will know what you are talking about...
"pick up those little pieces of paper!" The Spanish teacher yelled. "You mean schnibbles?" asks the student. Everyone looks at her like shes crazy.
schnibbles by sgttedmadore June 8, 2013
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murderhobo 

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