schmainkin 

1. a word that describes craziness or chaos.

2. Also it can be used as a substitute for any other word, meaning absolutely nothing.

1. Dave had a schmainkin party.

2. What the schmainkin is going on with ya.

schmainkin by SH1 June 19, 2010

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schmackin 

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

schmackin by Carson January 22, 2004

Schwanking 

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Schmainis 

A female penis. syn: man-gina

That chick's got a huge schmainis!

Schmainis by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

Schmanting 

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

Schmanting by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

schminkis 

Someone who is a total steller badass.

Wow do you see those girls over there, Allison and Rachelle, there so schminkis.

schminkis by schminkis March 7, 2008