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schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schmacting 

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting
The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.
schmacting by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Shanting 

To 'ave one ell of a pissup.
Me and Mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage

Schnarting 

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).
Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.
Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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