Schmainis 

A female penis. syn: man-gina

That chick's got a huge schmainis!

Schmainis by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

Pain Schmain 

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

Pain Schmain by redwind64 February 11, 2005

schmants 

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

schmants by demon816 November 20, 2010

schmenis 

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

schmanks 

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

schmanks by Boondogler February 14, 2012

schminkis 

Someone who is a total steller badass.

Wow do you see those girls over there, Allison and Rachelle, there so schminkis.

schminkis by schminkis March 7, 2008

Schmaingly 

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

Schmaingly by Miercom April 10, 2020