Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

shanking

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

by N/A December 13, 2003

Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking

Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Titty Swanking

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

by crazychisel January 1, 2011

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006