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schwanking 

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).
Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!
schwanking by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

shanking 

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.
You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.
shanking by N/A December 13, 2003

Scwanking 

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
Scwanking by rantallen June 2, 2011

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation
Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will
Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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