The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

shanking by N/A December 13, 2003

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Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking

Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.

Scwanking by rantallen June 2, 2011

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Titty Swanking

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011

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Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

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