schlumba 

A word to describe someone or something that is odd or irregular, a word to use in place of profanities

“Wow, she is such a schumba!” “What the schlumba!!?”

schlumba by twveek December 3, 2023

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

Schlubbatuchus 

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

Schlubbatuchus by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

schlumpadinka 

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.

"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"

schlumpadinka by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008

Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.

Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.

Schlumpa by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schluballybub 

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.

^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it

schluballybub by Summer January 1, 2005