Schluba

A penis.

Sancho: Did she give you a hummer?
Don Q: Yes, she did, but it was no bueno my little sidekick. She has a small mouth and she raked my schluba with her teeth.

by ShakerHead September 2, 2023

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlubbatuchus

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017

schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip

"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017

schlubby

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

by caspoorly June 27, 2009

schlub

Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.

He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.

by bruski July 3, 2004

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019