Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.

Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.

by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016

Schlumpa

(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.

Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"

by kobrands December 13, 2008