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Schlundted 

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.
Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!
Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

Schmuddle 

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes
Who's up for some schmuddle time!
Schmuddle by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

schlunded 

1. taken to pound town
2. fucked up (messed something up)
3. to get fucked
1. Damn, that girl got schlunded last night!
2. You done schlunded up.

3. Nice shoes. You're about to get schlunded.
schlunded by meghora August 12, 2013

Shliddledick 

A shrivelled little dick.
"We all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddledick"
Shliddledick by Dixelpixel69 May 12, 2016

schnuddle 

I love to schnuddle with my girl, especially during cloudy, rainy days.
schnuddle by Negrodamus Prime April 29, 2014

Schmuddle 

1. A small amount of

2. A form of open lesion found on the penis
1. I don't wanna get to drunk tonight so I'm only going to drink a schmuddle

2. I fucked J-Rock last night and now my dick is covered in schmuddles