schlid

A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.

A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!

by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015

schligy

Replacement for “shit” coined by the almighty @zman_spongebob

Zach: “Bruh I need to take a fat schligy....”
Miku: “Shut the fuck up with that bull schligy!!!”

by Brokeboyluke April 22, 2019

Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

schlicknic

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

schlick

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

schlinin

Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.

Did ya see that!? Jerk Chiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!

by The Kirkle March 9, 2018

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018