Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

Finally, tired and sweating like the fat man he was, he schluck his gear across town to the not so new apartment only to realize moving 10 boxes of junk through three subway changes was a fool's errand indeed.