Schluck

the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation

Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."

Schluck by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011

Schluck

Female version of 'Fap'

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

Schluck by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013

Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

Schluck by Get2Kno February 1, 2010

schluck

Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".

"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"

schluck by Schuckingston September 6, 2010

Schluck

A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

Schluck by Seb-Sta June 27, 2007

Schluck

Made by the YouTuber Introspective, and it means an annoying or irritating person.

Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello..."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Ok"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Stop"
Person: "Hey"
Me: "Stop it you schluck!"

Schluck by Dizzi Diamond November 10, 2018

Schluck

A past tense version of "schlep" as previously hauled belongings perhaps best discarded rather than moved.

Finally, tired and sweating like the fat man he was, he schluck his gear across town to the not so new apartment only to realize moving 10 boxes of junk through three subway changes was a fool's errand indeed.

Schluck by Termcreator July 15, 2016