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the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011
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A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.
Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.
by Get2Kno February 01, 2010
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Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
by Schuckingston September 06, 2010
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A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.
-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"
by Seb-Sta June 05, 2007
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A past tense version of "schlep" as previously hauled belongings perhaps best discarded rather than moved.
Finally, tired and sweating like the fat man he was, he schluck his gear across town to the not so new apartment only to realize moving 10 boxes of junk through three subway changes was a fool's errand indeed.
by Termcreator July 15, 2016
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