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Unkempt in appearance, either due to lack of effort or lack of awareness. The opposite of metrosexual.
He's a nice enough guy, but he's sort of a schlub.
by bruski July 03, 2004
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A trashy person, loser, or drip
"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.
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1.) A boy who thinks he's a bum but is actually really cute and perfect for you. 2.) The male equivalent to a girl calling herself fat.
Boyfriend: "I'm a schlub"
Girlfriend: "you know thats not true"
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Someone crude and/or stupid; a blockhead
That schlub wouldn't know Bach from baklava.
by yiddishkind April 16, 2003
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An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.
In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.
by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009
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1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.
If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.
by aka_Pyro August 17, 2008
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