Schlud

The combination of blood and shit in a woman's panties.

Mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. I looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. I guess no sex for me tonight.

by 514x0r September 24, 2009

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005