schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Schlud

The combination of blood and shit in a woman's panties.

Mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. I looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. I guess no sex for me tonight.

by 514x0r September 24, 2009

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlundted

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

schlid

A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.

A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!

by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015

fat schlump

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

by vicast115 January 23, 2019