schlongcule 

a very small penis.

Schlong- penis
Cule- very small

Get that schlongcule away from me.

schlongcule by Jessica Lea Green January 10, 2008

Schlongcumference 

Schlongcumference is the measurement of a females vagina after a male has removed his dong.

Fuck man, we were at Lucy’s place and my buddy Joe had just finished jackhammering her. I was about to get a piece of that, but after witnessing the schlongcumference Joe left, there’s no way I could fill the gap like he did. I did however dismantle her ass after giving Lucy the Rectum Rattle!

Schlongcumference by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Schlongulitus 

Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.

Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.

Schlongulitus by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010

Fondle the Schlongle 

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

Fondle the Schlongle by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

Schlongless by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

Schlongulus Prime 

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.

“Noot has a Schlongulus Prime“

Schlongulus Prime by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019

Schlongfull 

Adj. To be master over or be in possession of great energy related to or in direct result of a schlong.

I am feeling quite schlongfull at the moment.

Schlongfull by Capt.Schlong September 5, 2021