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Schlongless by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007
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schlongness monster
A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
schlongness monster by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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Schlongest
Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
Schlongest by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022
Fondle the Schlongle
Fondle the Schlongle by Schlongle January 19, 2018
Schlongest
Schlongest by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
Schlongle
Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!
Schlongle by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023
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