schlomoning 

When you’ve got a hankering for pot

Damn, I’m really schlomoning right now.. Wanna light up?

schlomoning by Komah001 May 28, 2023

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

schlomping 

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

schlomping by girl April 20, 2004

Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.

google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.

Schloobing by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008

schlomping 

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

schlomping by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schlommpings 

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

schlommpings by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011