schlommpings
The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.
schlommpings by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011
Words you can keep
schlomping
cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
schlomping by girl April 20, 2004
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slommpings
the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.
slommpings by gov gov July 19, 2011
schlomping
The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.
schlomping by IncognitoD July 5, 2009
Schlomping the whitebait
( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
Schlomping the whitebait by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
Schlomping the whitebait
( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
Schlomping the whitebait by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
Schlomping the whitebait
( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
Schlomping the whitebait by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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