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Pad Schlock
A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Pad Schlock by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014
Related Words
schlockth • Schlocktor • schlock house • schlock • schlockbuster • schlockdown • schlocker • schloch • schlock-back-a • schlock ball
schlock-back-a
to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
schlock-back-a by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019
schlock
Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.
1. Crap
2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
1. Crap
2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?
I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
schlock by banned in france October 25, 2004
schlock house
schlock house by staygun August 5, 2010
Schlockout
The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out
Schlockout by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018
cock schlocked
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
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