“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”
by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021
Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.
Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”
by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021