Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.
Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”
(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.