schlocker 

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

schlocker by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

schlocker 

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.

Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!

schlocker by teej007 February 2, 2023

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

Pad Schlock 

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax

I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

Pad Schlock by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009