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schlaan

Germany, without the D because they lack it
SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 🤘🏻 SCHWARS ROT GOLD, that is is so schlaan
by TBNigg January 31, 2023
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schlaank

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
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Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
by CursedV June 19, 2022
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Schlanger

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
by philipsea June 2, 2015
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Schlangnah

Schlangnah - (modern Gaelic

Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.

First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.
“Here is to good health and good friends ....Schlangnah “
by Preciouspeacedove May 7, 2019
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schlanking

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
by Chooj April 2, 2021
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Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.
Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?
by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017
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