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schiz 

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(pronounced SKITS)

n. crystal methamphetamine.

v. to use crystal methamphetamine

v. to be under the influence of crystal methamphetamine
We should get some schiz.

Yeah, I'll schiz with you guys tonight.

I'm already schizzing.
schiz by Chantelle September 21, 2005

schiz 

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a scale. it's origins are the same as the word "hizzy" when refering to a house. i don't know.
i eye'd it out cause i left my schizzy at my bud's house.
schiz by mothmonsterman November 5, 2004

schiz bits 

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and exclamation of frustration or suprise. a milder replacement of the 's' bomb.
You got and F. "Aw, schiz bits!!"

Someone put and icecube down your shirt. "Holy schiz bits!!!"
schiz bits by demonlove April 18, 2009

Rim Schickler 

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A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017

Drowsy Schiavo 

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A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

schiavone 

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To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.
Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019
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