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scapejoke
Any person (need not be present) that is the go-to "butt" of any joke. In any situation, whether it be at a classroom, party, funeral, etc., this person's reputation can ease the thickest of tensions.
Yo, Dick is the scapejoke of the school. All you have to do is say his name, and other people laugh cause they know what's up.
scapejoke by Karl Hunggus October 30, 2007
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scareyoke • Scaryoke • Scarehoe. • scaraoke • skareoke • scapecoker • scapejoke • scaredome • Scaretober • scaryaoke
skareoke
A term used for a karaoke game where participants pick difficult or embarrassing songs and put them on slips of paper. All the slips are put in a bucket, and the songs for the participants are randomly drawn by the KJ, so they don't know what they are going to sing until they get up to the mike.
skareoke by John Hooks September 21, 2004
scaraoke
when someone turns in a song on your behalf at a karaoke bar, without either your consent or knowledge of the song choice
STEPHANIE: Let's scaraoke tonight.
RUSS: Okay, I'll turn in a song for you, and you turn one in for me.
STEPHANIE: Sounds good. Just no Lady Gaga, okay?
RUSS: As long as you don't do Michael Bolton for me?
STEPHANIE: Agreed.
RUSS: Okay, I'll turn in a song for you, and you turn one in for me.
STEPHANIE: Sounds good. Just no Lady Gaga, okay?
RUSS: As long as you don't do Michael Bolton for me?
STEPHANIE: Agreed.
scaraoke by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010
Scarehoe
(Verb- human form of scarecrow) To scarehoe, scarehoed
The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none
The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none
"Are you sure about this guy? He has a gaggle of skank followers as long as Santa's naughty list."
"Oh Cheryl, it will be fine. Girl..you already know I'm finna scarehoe his page. Just as soon as he follows me back."
"Who does this hoe think she is? I scarehoed his page weeks ago with our beach pictures. My pilates had me ranking a hunnid on a 10 scale. She still gonna be trying to slide in his DM?TF"
"Oh Cheryl, it will be fine. Girl..you already know I'm finna scarehoe his page. Just as soon as he follows me back."
"Who does this hoe think she is? I scarehoed his page weeks ago with our beach pictures. My pilates had me ranking a hunnid on a 10 scale. She still gonna be trying to slide in his DM?TF"
Scarehoe by Run and Tell That June 25, 2019
skareoke
When you have your earphones on and are singing to the music but those around you can only hear you.
John was listening to Elton John's "Your Song" on his headphones but you could only hear him...skareoke!
skareoke by echolaliababy September 5, 2010
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