earphones 

What old people used to call headphones.

Teacher: Take off those earphones at once!
Student: What?
Teacher: Your earphones. Take them off.
Student: WTF are earphones?

earphones by bremerton January 15, 2010

earphones 

A way to make everyone start talking to you OVER your music or entertainment to piss you off.

1: (Puts earphones in)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)

earphones by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012

earphones 

The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."

"So, me and Mark decided to give Jane the 'earphones' last night!"

earphones by dillensson September 19, 2009

Earphones 

a sound receiver which is usually plugged into a portable music device that fit directly into your ear which feeds the music information without emitting sound out around you neighbors. It is more convenient that head phones, and you can share them more easily.

Bob: dum de dummmmmm dum duuu duuu dummmm DUMMMM

Joe: will u PLEASE get some earphones

Earphones by onewhodies November 16, 2010

earphones 

listening to music , not outloud but through plugs

earphones are helpful

earphones by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Earphones 

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

Earphones by master stghm February 5, 2005

unplug the earphones 

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

unplug the earphones by Mb500 July 29, 2009