Top definition
A name given to the creepy, 10+ year older than you, host of Karaoke night at your favourite bar, when she/he starts hitting on you or one of your friends.
What the hell justin, Scaryaoke gave you her number and you called her, and now he has your number!?
by the smiley emo August 30, 2009
Get the mug
Get a scaryaoke mug for your guy James.
Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Get the mug
Get a onosecond mug for your fish Beatrix.