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simpologist 

A man who has mastered the art of simp. He has studied and perfected simping, all he knows is simp.
Bly is snapping Zoe again, Bly is a simpologist.
simpologist by Simpologist March 7, 2020

pimpologist 

A master in the art of pimpology
The pimpologist gave some advice to the young pimp
pimpologist by mpdob8 June 11, 2005

scapologist 

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.
scapologist by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

SICKOLOGIST 

A sick minded person aka a sicko or sick fuck (doctor in their own right) who specializes in counseling & advising other sick minded people (sickos & sick fucks) as well as the so called "normal" minded. Guiding people through really sick shit more successfully, in most cases, than the Psychiatrist your doctor will refer you to.
When it comes to understanding sickos, sick fucks and other sick shit in life, The Sickologist knows best.

Sickologist 

A doctor (specialist) who is sick minded and counsels other sick minded people, who having by life experience learned enough about the sick mind & related behaviors that no school degree is required.
When it comes to understanding the sick stuff in life, it will be the sickologist who will help you get it.

sickologist 

to be so sick in a general manner you have made it a study
you definitely deserve the title sickologist
sickologist by Jordan Forgot November 30, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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