Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.
Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.
Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.
Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.
Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.
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n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome
n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome
"We're all victims, not just the customers. I'd just like to thank them for the wonderful job they're doing at this time."
by Captain Blue July 20, 2005
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I get so annoyed by that ezApologist saying what a great job ezBoard is doing when they're doing nothing at all!
by Captain Blue August 8, 2005
Get the ezApologist mug.Verb - When you attempt to atone for an indiscretion without using conventional methods such as buying a gift or simply saying, "I'm Sorry."
Example 1
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
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