skapologist

one who is learned in the ways of skaps. familiar with their migratory patterns, and often speaking fluent skap.

dude #1: man i have no idea what the hell that girl just said
dude #2: That's cause your ass ain't a skapologist. all she said was "can i please have some dick"

by skap-a-phobic August 24, 2006

Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Suavologist

A person that is smoothly agreeable and courteous; Sweet; pleasant; delightful; gracious or agreeable; in manner; attractive and just wants to make people happy.

Man 1: Damn nigga, you got it like dat? You a pimp dawg.

Man 2:"I aint a pimp, I'm a suavologist :-)"

by Cindy May 3, 2004

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

scapologist

Follower of scapology

Andrew's such a better and less weird person since switching from $cientologist beliefs to scapologist one's.

by Ecf1 October 16, 2009

Simpologist

One who has professionally studied simps and their behavior and also can help overcome simping

Bro we need to take tom to a simpologist.

by Joekneeboi June 30, 2020