scants

Underpants. Male or Female.

Jane: Did you see Jill?
Jenny: Yeah, she's such a slapper. She wore a pair of boogie shorts with no scants underneath.
Jane: What a slag

scants by xxdanbrowne July 27, 2009

Scatsicle 

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

Scatsicle by jew jappy February 26, 2013

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Pat Your Shants 

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

Pat Your Shants by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

scante 

tweek speed chrystal meth shit d dope crank

kick back fool, no lets go to a kick back dawg, fuck it lets smoke some scante fool...

scante by rawkie October 31, 2007

scatstache 

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009

scantilicious 

Pronunciation: 'skan-ti-'li-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: "scantily" (adv.) from scanty English dialect scant scanty supply, from Middle English, from Old Norse skamt, from neuter of skammr short : limited or less than sufficient in degree, quantity, or extent + "delicious" (adj.) from Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin deliciosus, from Latin deliciae delights, from delicere to allure
1 : a shocking outfit or garment consisting of materials that are less than sufficient in degree or quantity but appeals to one of the bodily senses especially of sight causing the beholder to experience overwhelming levels of pleasure.
- scant·i·li·cious·ly adverb
- scant·i·li·cious·ness noun

Despite his scantilicious attire, he managed to maintain his svelteness in front of the audience.

scantilicious by Sean Sotelo June 25, 2004