scanter

A bitchy little remark whispered into someone's ear about a person standing in front of them.

Liz and Jane were made a jealous scanter remark about Beau and his flawless hair.

by bedrankin April 26, 2016

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

scantron paranoia

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

scranter

A person who regularly comments on the ScreenRant website.

The Scranters who believe that the Avengers 2 will break 3 billion dollars have unrealistic expectations.

by Professor Procrastination June 28, 2013

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Santeri

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him

Santeri is a finnish name

by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019