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scratter 

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.
Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.
scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003

Scranner 

To scran somthing is to eat something, in this context to shovel it into your mouth as fast as possible. Also, scran can be used to reference food.
Lets go get some scran.

Q: What happened to your mars bar?
A: I scranned it.

look at that fat scranner...
Scranner by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

scratter 

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"
scratter by bill September 2, 2004
An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.
Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.
scrantard by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014

Scratter 

Person of limited breeding and finance. Poor white trash.
It must be benefit pay day, all the scratters are getting drunk
Scratter by Rommel August 10, 2002

Scratter 

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.
Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.
Scratter by fatbob May 8, 2003