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A lottery group in the UK that loves cheating. They shitted their pants over good players and sanctioned them just for being good. The means include introducing FAKE raffles and a stupid excuse to raise the price up, adding more balls and finally taking the live draw off TV on both days so they can pay the 'independent auditor' 2 million in annual salary whilst checking who has not won big / where the winners are from the main database then picking the video of loser numbers to put on 'live' yeah right!
Mick: did you see the lottery draw results again.
Tekken: oh you mean Scamalot?
Mick: no winners!
Tekken: well obviously what do you expect from a bunch of cheaters. Let's hope their families die slowly everyday from tomorrow onwards and one day they go to jail!!
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Scamlord 

A landlord that rips tenants off by abusing their powers. I.E. like renting out a piece of shit apartment infested with rats, in need of many repairs, containing shit stained carpets, broken appliances, etc...
"Thank god I do no longer have to pay the -scamlord on the 1st of the month. He's a total prick!"
Scamlord by Shorty Crunk June 8, 2009
A sexy stunning girl and has all the boys over her. She might be quiet but she has a party animal in her! She is a brunette and normally has brown eyes all scarlotts are actually very pretty and nice a lovely name. She is a good friend and cares about people.
Girl " Hey wanna go out with me"
Boy" Sorry no i got my eye of Scarlott"
Girl"What is it with you about scarlott"
Boy" Well they are naturally pretty
Scarlott by emily shtajs November 11, 2011
1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen
Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.
scamotz by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Bustin' my scalotti 

A phrase said when someone is annoying.
"Shut-up. Because you're bustin' my scalotti"
Bustin' my scalotti by Angel_3^ February 8, 2022

Scampotini

Noun: a silly little guy
A scampotini is just that, a silly scamp, typically is a little guy
It was coined by the VTuber Capriicant on Twitch, as it yields 1 google result, that isn't even correct. The VTuber has been using the term for years
"You're a scampotini aren't you?"
"You're being a bit of a scampotini."
Scampotini by Ollieosa April 14, 2024