scallot

The act of burning someone’s house down,dragging their dead body out baking it into a cake and feeding it to their parents

I’d like to scallot my cheating husband

by Glanxing_girl123 March 20, 2025

Alessio Scalzotto

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World

Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

by Zotto_australia June 3, 2019

Rusty Shallot

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

vito scalleta

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him

Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K

by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017

what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023

vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.

Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.

by LowellThomas September 28, 2013