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Alessio Scalzotto 

An actor and musician that everyone loves and you're crazy if you dont like him. He is so pure and cute and he deserves the world. He recently stared in Rim of The World
Alessio scalzotto puts his cereal in and than his milk

Rusty Shallot 

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.
Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.
Rusty Shallot by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

vito scalleta 

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him
Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K
vito scalleta by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017

what the scallop 

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
what the scallop by acallops May 15, 2023

vegan scallops 

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Scallop Dragger 

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
Scallop Dragger by LowellThomas September 28, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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