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argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas 

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"
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Scallywag Stiffarm 

A scallywag stiffarm the act of taking your arm and yelling "SCALLYWAG" and pushing that bitches face away from you. you first put ur hand infront of your face, and the make the cry, and then push her away.
It is the most effective way to get rid of a scallywag.
Matt: man that scallywag Amanda wouldn't step out of my shit bro. Asking me where I am, who I'm with, and why i smell like this.
Stephen: where is she now she usually following u around.

Matt: I gave the Scallywag Stiffarm bro. You think she will be back.
Stephen: Not after a good ole Scallywag Stiffarm
Scallywag Stiffarm by MR. PARKER February 8, 2014

scallywag 

1. A person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.

2. A term of endearment used by pirates.
1. Luke is a scallywag!
2. Yarrr...hoe you be, scallywag?
scallywag by Dr. Poop February 5, 2003

baldheaded Scallywag 

1.A derogatory term used to define a female who lacks hair in the back of her scalp. term may also apply to the whole head.
2. a female who's hair is shor due to the lack of the abiity to grow. (one who has short hair is nt necessarily a balheaded scallywag)
3. someone who leaves a perm, and or relaxer in their hair for more than twenty minutes, and gets cabbage patch.
4. black ghetto female who cant achieve it, so they "weave" it, or can't grow it, so they sow it.
"baldheaded scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back."

did you see shaquita getting her hair braided??? i don't know how the hairstylist did it, but obviously she works wonders, becuase that chick is the definition of a baldheaded scallywag.
baldheaded Scallywag by ogleghetto September 1, 2009

Scallywag 

A scandalous wench of a woman, know for being a lying ass bitch. She will often say one thing to your face but turn around and say something else to another.
Yo that scallywag Lisa has been saying some trifling shit behind your back Pablo.
Scallywag by Ctzn_Snips June 18, 2014

scallywag/carpet-bagger 

During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.
I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.

scallywag 

scallywag
n 1: white Southerner supporting Reconstruction policies after
the Civil War usually for self-interest syn: scalawag
2: a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel syn: rogue, knave,
rascal, rapscallion, scalawag, varlet
3: one who is playfully mischievous syn: imp, scamp, monkey,
rascal, rapscallion, scalawag
4: what your mom calls me when I do her in a pirates outfit doggystyle. syn: big daddy, master, king cock

do me harder you scally wag
or
Im your bitch you scally wag
scallywag by bustinwcb April 21, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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