wag

A joker or prankster.

He's a wag and can't be taken seriously.

by VW December 20, 2003

wag

Short for waggish
To ignore a serious topic with when you are very conscious of it, using joking, playful, passive-aggressive speech, almost facetiously

"Yes! I am very bad! I am so, soo sorry for my mistakes! I am not cool!" - A common example of being a wag

by urbandictionaryuser47 January 24, 2021

wag

to be doing anything other than doing/ attending what is required of you within a time frame without having a valid reason. an australian term for the british word "skive"

lizelle is expelled for wagging the calc test and going to macdonalds

by stuti September 27, 2006

wag

Someone who thinks they are funny, usually the class clown. Someone about whom it would be said "there's always one..." when they make a wisecrack.

Some wag sitting behind me laughed at his own joke. Nobody else did.

by Flash Wilson June 18, 2004

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004

wag

A white fag that treats others like they mean nothing.

wag: go back to your home, the trash can.
everybody: fuck off you wag.

by SeaDrar February 18, 2019

wag

short term for "wagwan"
basically meaning "what" or "what's going on"

(phone rings)
X:hello
Y:hi im in town
X:so wag? (whats going on)

by ultimate urban master October 14, 2006