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Al spent all day looking at the issue only to find out the user was scaifin, there was no problem.
scaifin by ManicAtTheOffice September 2, 2022
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scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

scarfin' up 

Wearing a scarf as a shirt. Common during the winter season.
We scarfin' up brah?" "Dude, I'm so scarfed up I'm naked
scarfin' up by Scarfin'Up December 4, 2010

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

scarfing 

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.
erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.
scarfing by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

scarfing 

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax
karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt
scarfing by jackass February 20, 2005
to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
__ex. 1

bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.

bro 2: Scife'n hoe!

__ex. 2

bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!

bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.

__ex.3

bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.

bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!

__ex.4

Scifer no Scifing!!!!
Scifing by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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