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scaifin by ManicAtTheOffice September 2, 2022
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scarfing
Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007
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scaifin • scaifing • scarfing • Scalfing • scaffin the gap • scaimin • scaiting • scamfinity • Scarfing It Down • scarfin' up
scarfin' up
scarfin' up by Scarfin'Up December 4, 2010
cock scarfing
When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.
Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007
scarfing
Scifing
to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
__ex. 1
bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.
bro 2: Scife'n hoe!
__ex. 2
bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!
bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.
__ex.3
bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.
bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!
__ex.4
Scifer no Scifing!!!!
bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.
bro 2: Scife'n hoe!
__ex. 2
bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!
bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.
__ex.3
bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.
bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!
__ex.4
Scifer no Scifing!!!!
Scifing by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010
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