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scarfing
Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007
Related Words
scaifing • scarfing • Scalfing • scaifin • scaiting • Scarfing It Down • Scifing • nut-scarfing • cock scarfing • Cum-Scarfing
cock scarfing
When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.
Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007
Scifing
to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
__ex. 1
bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.
bro 2: Scife'n hoe!
__ex. 2
bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!
bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.
__ex.3
bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.
bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!
__ex.4
Scifer no Scifing!!!!
bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.
bro 2: Scife'n hoe!
__ex. 2
bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!
bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.
__ex.3
bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.
bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!
__ex.4
Scifer no Scifing!!!!
Scifing by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010
Cum-Scarfing
Cum-Scarfing by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019
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