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scaifing 

v. Probing someone's personal life/past in an attempt to find information to publicly discredit the person; and failing that, simply making things up about the person. See also scaifed.

Different from blackmail in that the intent is always to go public with any information discovered/invented.
Bill Clinton's administration was the victim of a decade-long scaifing.
scaifing by guyjin February 19, 2007
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scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

cock scarfing 

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
cock scarfing by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

scarfing 

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.
erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.
scarfing by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

scarfing 

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax
karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt
scarfing by jackass February 20, 2005
to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.
__ex. 1

bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.

bro 2: Scife'n hoe!

__ex. 2

bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!

bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.

__ex.3

bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.

bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!

__ex.4

Scifer no Scifing!!!!
Scifing by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010

Cum-Scarfing 

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.
Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.
Cum-Scarfing by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019
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