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To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.
Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!
Scarfed by celt man December 31, 2018
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Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.
His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down.
scarfed by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
When you wear a butt naked white girl around your neck because she's stupid enough to let you.
I scarfed this corny white girl
Scarfed by Betterman725 May 12, 2015

scarfed down dumplings 

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

de-scarfed

The process of stealing someones scarf and waving it in their face.
"John de-scarfed jim. He was not happy."
de-scarfed by Millie CHORED January 30, 2008

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!
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