scabler 

When a person is sexually attracted to anything relating to scabs. Peeling scabs, eating scabs, or popping scabs.

"Dont let Jimmy see your scabs, hes a scabler so roll your pants down."

scabler by NOMO DEMO NEMO March 18, 2024

Elliot Stabler 

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

Elliot Stabler by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

scabber 

An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.

As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.

He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.

Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?

Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.

scabber by surf biffin September 17, 2007

stablered 

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

stablered by matotes November 6, 2009

scabbers 

1. the affectionate name of an opening batsman who can only score or scab runs on the onside.

2. a character from harry potter with rat like features.

1. the name of the oldest child of a man who works in an oil rigg.

2. looks like a rat and scabbers

scabbers by rubbaman1 March 18, 2011

scalera 

If you have this last name you are a beast athlete, good looking and get all of the hoes

Damn bro that guy is obviously a Scalera

scalera by Scooter Schlemmy February 5, 2018

scaberial

A smoking hot guy named Gabby who has got a missive horse cock

Hey look at that Scaberial over there

scaberial by ferda boiiiis June 3, 2020