stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

by matotes November 6, 2009

Elliot Stabler

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

staggered

In cars, when the rear wheels are wider than the front wheels. Used to give the car a more aggressive look and better traction in rear-wheel-drive cars. Many high-performance cars come like this from the factory, but it can be done to any car as an aftermarket upgrade.

Yo, I just put staggered rims on my Mustang, it looks real mean.

by StreetKnowledge April 3, 2011

stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

by GT allstar May 6, 2008

Smallered

To have made something smaller(past tense)

Wow, that number was smallered.

by Tyce(BigMan) October 19, 2022

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023