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Tentacle Sandwiche
An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.
I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.
Tentacle Sandwiche by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009
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lol sandwiche
"lol it said u had a webcam so i thought i might as well see lol"
Above is a situation where a lol sandwiche exists
Above is a situation where a lol sandwiche exists
lol sandwiche by Micky J September 22, 2006
Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky
Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019
The Westford Waffle Sandwich
The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.
The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017
ClubHouse Sandwich
ClubHouse Sandwich, also called a club sandwich, is a sandwich consisting of bread (traditionally toasted), sliced cooked chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ham,turkey and mayo. It is often cut into quarters or halves and held together by cocktail sticks/ tooth picks.
usually it is Served with either french fries or potato chips / crisps, commonly served with an accompaniment of either coleslaw or potato salad, and often garnished with a pickle.
Modern versions frequently have two layers which are separated by an additional slice of bread.
Some replace the poultry meat with eggs (a "breakfast club") or roast beef. Others use ham instead of, or in addition to, bacon, or add slices of cheese. Various kinds of mustard and sliced pickles may be added. Upscale variations include the oyster club, the salmon club, and Dungeness crab melt
It may have originated at the Union Club of New York City circa 1889.
Others say the Saratoga Club in Saratoga Springs, New York, Canfield Casino in 1894.
The sandwich appeared in U.S. restaurant menus as early as 1899
usually it is Served with either french fries or potato chips / crisps, commonly served with an accompaniment of either coleslaw or potato salad, and often garnished with a pickle.
Modern versions frequently have two layers which are separated by an additional slice of bread.
Some replace the poultry meat with eggs (a "breakfast club") or roast beef. Others use ham instead of, or in addition to, bacon, or add slices of cheese. Various kinds of mustard and sliced pickles may be added. Upscale variations include the oyster club, the salmon club, and Dungeness crab melt
It may have originated at the Union Club of New York City circa 1889.
Others say the Saratoga Club in Saratoga Springs, New York, Canfield Casino in 1894.
The sandwich appeared in U.S. restaurant menus as early as 1899
Eat at Hank & Lulu's Diner , The Thursday special Is a ClubHouse Sandwich which consists of
3 peices of toasted White bread dressed with mayo, turkey ,lettuce, tomatoes,bacon chicken ,ham with a side dish of potato chips / crisps or a ceaser salad garnished
With a pickle slice and a Large drink of your choice with free refills only $10.99.
3 peices of toasted White bread dressed with mayo, turkey ,lettuce, tomatoes,bacon chicken ,ham with a side dish of potato chips / crisps or a ceaser salad garnished
With a pickle slice and a Large drink of your choice with free refills only $10.99.
ClubHouse Sandwich by Blu_leef December 24, 2022
Not everyone can eat sandwiches
Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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