sandwichery

The act of making the perfect sandwich

This ain’t no subway, we do sandwichery here.

by Desertkore May 2, 2021

Not everyone can eat sandwiches

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021

milk sandwiches

The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.

I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.

by ccccchris February 12, 2014

sandwichly

Adverb meaning "within the limits of sandwich consumption". The phrase "as soon as sandwichly possible" reflects a reluctance of someone to aid another, having better things to do instead (such as eating a sandwich). The phrase is meant to be a sarcastic response to such a plead for help or assistance, and it was coined by the crew of a movie reviewing podcast named "We Hate Movies" in an episode named "Deadly Friend".

"You want me to check under your bed for monsters? Yeah, I'll come as soon as sandwichly possible."

"When the package will arrive? As soon as sandwichly possible."

by Earl86 April 12, 2012

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009