sandwhiches
sandwhiches by mark schaller September 28, 2006
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sandwhiches
code for sexual intercourse. used around parents and other people who you dont really want knowing what your up to.
*in the car with mom, dad, girlfriend*
I leaned over to my babe sitting next to me and told her how i was in the mood for something in particular. She asked me what could that be? I said how about some sandwhiches?
I leaned over to my babe sitting next to me and told her how i was in the mood for something in particular. She asked me what could that be? I said how about some sandwhiches?
sandwhiches by Dr. Hard Caulk July 2, 2009
Raynor Sandwhiches
Raynor Sandwhiches by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018
the joey sandwhiches sanchez
Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:
an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...
the joey sandwhiches sanchez by IROCKTHECOCK January 7, 2008
Not everyone can eat sandwiches
Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021
milk sandwiches
The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.
I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.
milk sandwiches by ccccchris February 12, 2014
Sandwiches with Mayonnaise
Sandwiches with Mayonnaise by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009