sampley

Chocolatey and delicious... and too small.

--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)

by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009

Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

by andiego July 17, 2012

Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt

Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.

by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009

royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004