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SAMPLED!
Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.
SAMPLED! by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009
Related Words
sampled • Sample Day • Sample • sampler • sample text • stampled • sampladelic • sample music • Simpleduck • swampled
Sample Zombies
Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.
A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.
Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012
Sample Tour
A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.
Sample Tour by Marlos March 12, 2010
Sample Sandwich
When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or
S Squared.
S Squared.
Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."
Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."
Sample Sandwich by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010
tuna sample
When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt
tuna sample by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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