Chocolatey

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Approximating the flavor of chocolate but not necessarily containing actual chocolate. Relating to ersatz or artificial chocolate-like substances. Apparently deemed suitable in labeling foodstuffs.

This ice cream is called "Mint Chocolatey Chip". Look at the label. There's no real chocolate in it, only "chocolatey bits". Let's buy something real!

Chocolatey by Eclectic Lawyer September 13, 2017

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chocolatey

A voice with lots of cream, really creamy sounding. Someone who sings and sounds like that feeling you get in the back of your throat when you eat too much chocolate.

*note: this is not always a bad thing.

"That dude from Young the Giant....sings superrrrr chocolatey."

"That dude from the City and Colour....sings superrrr chocolatey."

chocolatey by Poopmuncher3000 December 14, 2011

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Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie

apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

Chocolatey Conveyor by The Ints April 7, 2022

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Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.

“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”

Chocolatey Conveyor by Bacon Wizard April 7, 2022

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Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.

"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"

Chocolatey Conveyor by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022

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Chocolatey conveyor

A romantic trip consisting of going on a large conveyor belt covered in copious amounts of chocolate

Hello there, would you like to take a ride on my chocolatey conveyor.

Chocolatey conveyor by Googaba123 April 7, 2022

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Chocolatey Conveyorbelt

Popularised by Mr Samuel Streamer in Rimworld : Chocolate Factory #20

A semi-formal way of refering to someone's ass

His Chocolatey Conveyorbelt was ready to produce. (ie: Take a dump
She had a nice Chocolatey Conveyorbelt

Chocolatey Conveyorbelt by MattMoody April 7, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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